This is more about TJC than me — you’ll never know me

This isn’t me, but I love her (Photo:under licence from Shutterstock)

What you need to know first and foremost is I’m a writer who cheats and not a cheater who writes. I write other things that are mostly boring, analytical, and bureaucratic. I am paid handsomely for that and the policy advice I provide to senior government decision makers. Sorry, but no, I’m not a lawyer, I’m smarter than that.

Teresa (my actual first name) J. Conway was born in an airport in the summer of 2018 while I was waiting to switch planes two days after I realized I was completely alone in the world. TJC wouldn’t find her legs…

A published author, let’s give her a big hello!

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Vanity stats might not mean much to many, and the number of followers might not do much for my Medium views and reads, but for some reason, they always do something for me!

Having a quick look at her profile, it appears Anna has married the same man three times — perhaps by type rather than name. She’s a Canadian 🇨🇦and lawyer come Hollywood screenwriter with enough stories in The Haven to make me think she’s more funny than not.

Babushka Teresa plays matchmaker for the WIN!

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I’m proud to announce that Charles lost his second virginity, having had his affair cherry (A-cherry) popped in grand style!

I’ve not written about Charles in a while because there wasn’t much to report. He’s a busy professional who worked hard to earned his place at the table and stay there. That’s good for him, but as the girl who pledged to stick by him until he popped his A-cherry, I was beginning to think –

I might have to go down there and fuck him myself if this doesn’t happen soon!

Where is down there? I’m not saying, but…

There’s an asshole in this story so stick with it

I feel like a goof taking a picture off the first page, but this is how I sort of ended off. (Photo by Hannes Wolf on Unsplash)

I have a hard time saying no to people who ask for help. I will generally bend over backward for them to do it. But what I learned this time was even that wasn’t going to be enough.

TL;DR — I get it, this is one long MF’er, the good shit starts halfway down, but that’s all I can say about it, because reading is believing.

Pro Tip — Me helping you shouldn’t include you torturing me.

I regularly offer to help people. I prefer to help women get their legs under them in writing because when you’ve held the…

Vol. 1 Issue. 1

Notice the new tabs in the home page menu bar thanks to Hana Lang, PSIHY Editor and all around cool chick! (Screen-cap: TJ Conway)

We’ve been meaning to send out a news letter for a while and now that there are 50 subscribers to the list, it was time! Let me show off some of our new writers, and please show them some love and give them a read!

(I embedded the links into the pics, so click them like they owe you money)

Heather S. Wargo reminding us it’s never too early to plan for a holiday dinner using an intergenerational group chat that includes your fav alky uncle!

Your crisis responses tell us more about you than you do

This was in response to a growing crisis between two Medium authors. Why do I care? I don’t really, but it’s a fascinating view into the worst possible way to address a developing crisis involving notable people. (Screen-cap: Author)

The tempest in a teapot

In the last couple of weeks, there’s been a bit of a Medium to-do unfolding as Medium elites go head-to-head over empathy and the young successful white entitled male. In one corner sits Shannon Ashley, a Medium writer suffering from an illness that requires an ungodly amount of money to correct. Mostly because there’s a profound lack of empathy in the United States for the health and welfare of its most vulnerable citizens. …

Though a clergyman who chases adults is a refreshing change

Stanley Ntagali, the 65 year old (now former) 7th Archbishop of the Church of Uganda and his shawty, Judith Tukamuhabwa. Judith was formerly married to one of Stanley’s priests, but I guess she liked what Stan had going on. (photo: foxnewsug)

Rev. Christopher Tugumehabwe, no doubt a humble servant of God, likely thought nothing of inviting his friend, Stanley Ntagali, the 65 year old (now former) 7th Archbishop of the Church of Uganda, to his daughter’s graduation.

After all, if you can’t trust a man of God, who can you trust?

Ok, that’s going a bit far, but surely Father Cuck thought having the boss over for a bit of a social wouldn’t hurt the career. What he probably wasn’t thinking about was what the court documents later revealed of that joyous encounter.

The details

The lawsuit filed on May 26th, 2021, against…

And you can too! It isn’t that f*&^ing hard

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When I first started on Medium I read everything I could about the platform. Formatting, titles, pictures, links, style guides, you name it! So when I was ready to write my masterpiece I was firing on all my writing cylinders!

My Titanic article was going to be iceberg proof!

I ran my title through a headline scorer I’d been recommended, and CoSchedule gave it a score of 73! Just like the article I read said it should! And it was in title case too! I ran that sucker through Title Case Converter just to be sure!

My subtitle was on point! And formatted in sentence case without terminal punctuation…

Y’all don’t know how much this means to me!

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This email came in late last night as I was working away on my writing stuff. I can’t say it better than Sue did, so I’ll have you read her email she sent.

She talks about how my security advice put her in the frame of mind everyone should be in when they have sex outside their marriage, whether it’s an open situation like Sue’s, or not.

After reading this, I couldn’t have gone to bed happier!

Hello Teresa!

My name is Sue, and I just wanted to send you an email to say thank you! I am not cheating…

Teresa J Conway

Wife, mother, HR Magician, and mature adulteress. Edits for The Scarlett Letter, PSIHY, and Sexpressions. Wrote How to Cheat — Field Notes from an Adulteress.

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